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My alarm and I had a disagreement, and the alarm lost by forty minutes.

Funny · Boss

I apologize for the delay. A last-minute change in requirements pushed my timeline.

Professional · Teacher

A llama sat down in front of my car and would not be moved by reason.

Ridiculous · Friend

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